Sawlidzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing dove.

Sawlidzod created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawlidzod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sawlidzod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sawlidzod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sawlidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing pink shorts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Sawlidzod loves otters, so they must be honoured.