Artrakdod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring bear.

Artrakdod created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artrakdod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Artrakdod, it will think nothing of it.

Artrakdod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Artrakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Artrakdod's name in vain.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Artrakdod in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Artrakdod.