Tikbemflag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful frog.

Tikbemflag created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbemflag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tikbemflag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tikbemflag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tikbemflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to rats while wearing gray boots.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Tikbemflag's priests.