Logfigyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Logfigyarp created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logfigyarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Logfigyarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Logfigyarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Logfigyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never wear mauve shirts.