Teenladfid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless goat.

Teenladfid created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenladfid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teenladfid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Teenladfid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Teenladfid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never sprint near seals.

5. Never eat bark.