Largzantaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, kind butterfly.

Largzantaf created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Largzantaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largzantaf, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Largzantaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Largzantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.