Femtandit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy guinea pig.

Femtandit created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femtandit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Femtandit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Femtandit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Femtandit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Femtandit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Femtandit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.