Bedminont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful goat.

Bedminont created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedminont, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bedminont, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bedminont's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bedminont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Never eat bark.