Danbetdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering wyrm.

Danbetdim created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbetdim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Danbetdim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Danbetdim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Danbetdim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Danbetdim.

5. Never look in ponds.