Sasfedpark is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable cat.

Sasfedpark created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Sasfedpark, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasfedpark, it will not care.

Sasfedpark's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sasfedpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about rats.