Didfodpig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong spider.

Didfodpig created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didfodpig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didfodpig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Didfodpig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Didfodpig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.