Hivdanban is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, proud wolf.

Hivdanban created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivdanban, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hivdanban, she will think nothing of it.

Hivdanban's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hivdanban's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.