Vegzanbon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident hare.

Vegzanbon created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegzanbon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegzanbon, he will not care at all.

Vegzanbon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vegzanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.