Bifflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast zebra.

Bifflis created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifflis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifflis, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bifflis' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bifflis' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bifflis.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.