Cetdaplog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy cat.

Cetdaplog created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetdaplog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cetdaplog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cetdaplog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cetdaplog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight dogs approach from the north.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cetdaplog on top of all buildings.