Cidhunbed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless dolphin.

Cidhunbed created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidhunbed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidhunbed, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cidhunbed's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cidhunbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear yellow skirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.