Hitzadbum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking frog.

Hitzadbum created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitzadbum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hitzadbum, she will think nothing of it.

Hitzadbum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hitzadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.