Jadyenfet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome hydra.

Jadyenfet created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Jadyenfet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadyenfet, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jadyenfet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jadyenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the west.