Ratjaphom Quamstigvon Kenflatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak mongoose.

Ratjaphom Quamstigvon Kenflatgil created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjaphom Quamstigvon Kenflatgil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ratjaphom Quamstigvon Kenflatgil, it will manifest in front of you.

Ratjaphom Quamstigvon Kenflatgil's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Ratjaphom Quamstigvon Kenflatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.