Sakboggen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, emotional swan.

Sakboggen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakboggen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakboggen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sakboggen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sakboggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Sakboggen loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.