Gantaldib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, flying mouse.

Gantaldib created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gantaldib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gantaldib, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gantaldib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gantaldib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Gantaldib loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gantaldib.