Sidhadjat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy eagle.

Sidhadjat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sidhadjat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sidhadjat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sidhadjat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sidhadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sidhadjat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Sidhadjat.

5. Fast once a month.