Cummisgubdog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent lion.

Cummisgubdog created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cummisgubdog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cummisgubdog, he will turn you into a slug.

Cummisgubdog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cummisgubdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Cummisgubdog on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.