Buddutran is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty wasp.

Buddutran created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Buddutran, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buddutran, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Buddutran's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Buddutran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never skip near pigs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing magenta kilts and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Buddutran in the centre of the settlement.