Padpanyarltarg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient wyvern.

Padpanyarltarg created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padpanyarltarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padpanyarltarg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Padpanyarltarg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Padpanyarltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Padpanyarltarg loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. You must love Padpanyarltarg.

5. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.