Konflyget Volfad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, able raccoon.

Konflyget Volfad created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konflyget Volfad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Konflyget Volfad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Konflyget Volfad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Konflyget Volfad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Konflyget Volfad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.