Sabvonkar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent armadillo.

Sabvonkar created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabvonkar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabvonkar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sabvonkar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sabvonkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.