Fabmatvad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome meerkat.

Fabmatvad created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmatvad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabmatvad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fabmatvad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fabmatvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fabmatvad.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fabmatvad on top of important buildings.