Likxenmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind swallow.

Likxenmot created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Likxenmot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likxenmot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Likxenmot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Likxenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear indigo jumpers.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if six ants approach from the west.