Talhanhun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unjust parrot.

Talhanhun created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talhanhun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Talhanhun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Talhanhun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Talhanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

2. Worship no other gods but Talhanhun.

3. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never hurt whales.