Bafliking is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced jellyfish.

Bafliking created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bafliking, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafliking, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bafliking's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bafliking's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bafliking on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not take Bafliking's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.