Jambudcipfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain wyrm.

Jambudcipfub created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jambudcipfub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jambudcipfub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jambudcipfub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jambudcipfub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jambudcipfub.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.