Bellyamtag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic dragonfly.

Bellyamtag created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Bellyamtag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellyamtag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bellyamtag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bellyamtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.