Rapflispom is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient
hippopotamus.
Rapflispom created a strange quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Rapflispom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rapflispom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Rapflispom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Rapflispom's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.