Dissgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, smart fish.

Dissgess created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissgess, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissgess, he will not care.

Dissgess' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dissgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Dissgess six times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.