Sisliplarp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing toad.

Sisliplarp created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisliplarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sisliplarp, he will destroy your home planet.

Sisliplarp's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sisliplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not keep three manatees in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Sisliplarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. You must pray to Sisliplarp eight times a day.