Hatnurrul is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous meerkat.

Hatnurrul created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatnurrul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatnurrul, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hatnurrul's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hatnurrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hatnurrul.