Sterstipyarlved is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous bat.

Sterstipyarlved created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterstipyarlved, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterstipyarlved, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sterstipyarlved's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sterstipyarlved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Sterstipyarlved loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Always take life seriously.