Dunpidcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, confident elephant.

Dunpidcud created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunpidcud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunpidcud, it will think nothing of it.

Dunpidcud's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dunpidcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dunpidcud's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.