Mit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish walrus.

Mit created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Mit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Never feed lots of beans to otters while wearing purple kilts.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always stare at clouds.