Limnurtgat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak mouse.

Limnurtgat created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limnurtgat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limnurtgat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Limnurtgat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Limnurtgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Worship no other gods but Limnurtgat.

3. Limnurtgat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.