Quagcettar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful skunk.

Quagcettar created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Quagcettar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagcettar, it will not invite you to parties.

Quagcettar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Quagcettar's Holy Commandments

1. Quagcettar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing blue ear rings.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. You must never eat corn.
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