Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking salamander.

Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. You must love Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow.

4. Worship no other gods but Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Lopzagmot Danjabgamflow in the centre of the settlement.
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