Kikzaktansagvedhub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective raven.

Kikzaktansagvedhub created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikzaktansagvedhub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kikzaktansagvedhub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kikzaktansagvedhub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kikzaktansagvedhub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.