Mobranyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart parrot.

Mobranyart created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobranyart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mobranyart, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobranyart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mobranyart's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mobranyart.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never feed turnips to birds while wearing scarves.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.