Lidkimmif is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful goose.

Lidkimmif created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidkimmif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidkimmif, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lidkimmif's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lidkimmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Lidkimmif must be the most important thing in your life.