Basshotcad is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective
faun.
Basshotcad created a down quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Basshotcad, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Basshotcad, she will be very sad.
Basshotcad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Basshotcad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity.
2. Never write about galaxies.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never feed lots of oranges to doves while wearing magenta hats.