Gidjarntin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective centaur.

Gidjarntin created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidjarntin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gidjarntin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gidjarntin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gidjarntin's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gidjarntin.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Do not chop down trees.