Rigfossmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable owl.

Rigfossmet created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigfossmet, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigfossmet, he will turn you into a snail.

Rigfossmet's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rigfossmet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away if four geese approach from the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.