Panbop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced lizard.

Panbop created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Panbop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Panbop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Panbop's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Panbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect five iron sculptures of Panbop on top of important buildings.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.